We went outside together to meet kemi. As we
stepped out of the door, I saw a young lady standing
by a bike-man at the other side of the road. I was so
disappointed in what I saw, kemi wasn’t as pretty and
adoring as the lady I have been seeing on facebook.
Her face looked so rough and full of spots compared
to the clean and radiating face I have been seeing on
facebook. Is that the babe? “Segun asked me”. I
guess so “I replied”.
I picked my phone to call her she picked. She saw
me at the other side of the road but she refused to
cross, she was waving her hand to me that I should
cross over and she was pointing at the bikeman at
the same time.
ME: ****whispers**** segun, you sure say this babe
SEGE: just calm down and leave everything to me.
Segun and I crossed to the other side of the road
and we walked closer to kemi.
ME: ***hugs****hi love
KEMI: hi dear.
ME: meet my brother segun I was telling you about,
******introduced her to segun*****
SEGE: ***hands shake**** its nice meeting you our
KEMI: ****smiled*****. Onihaxy, Please I don’t want
to stay long outdoor, I sneaked out of the house and
I must return before they find out that I’m missing.
SEGE: lailai, that cannot be possible. Don’t you know
I have been waiting here for the past 3 days just to
meet you?, I should have travelled 2 days ago but I
decided to wait and see our wife so as to give our
parents feedback when I reached home.
ME: yeah, he is right
KEMI: ***smiled**** but you have seen me now. I
don’t want to stay outdoor for long please
SEGE: ****moved closer to kemi****so you mean
main road reception is the best you can give to your
father in-law. Common baby, don’t abuse tradition,
come in and let’s know each other formally.
******held kemi’s hand****
KEMI: oooooooooh God.
ME: ****silent and watching******
KEMI: but the bikeman is here waiting.
SEGUN: ***moved closer to the bike while kemi and I
were walking away slowly****** how much is your
Segun paid the bikeman and the bikeman drove
away. I was amazed how segun got to know that
kemi hasn’t paid her bike fare. I guess he observed
the situation. Segun catch up with us and we crossed
together. Segun began to chat with kemi and they
were flowing nicely. He took charge of the whole
situation as we entered the room. He entertained
kemi, asked her about her work, school, life generally
and kemi was flowing well. I was only letting out
smiles and interrupting because segun really
surprised me. After about 8 minutes of having fun
chat with kemi, segun stood up and pulled his leather
SEGE: bros, I’m travelling. Let me give you and your
wife some privacy
ME: ****laughs*** ok bro. My regards to mummy
KEMI: I will soon be going too.
SEGUN: so soon?. That reminds me. I promised you a
gift. I will tell bro onihaxy to give you.
KEMI: *****smiled and appreciate*** thanks my
SEGUN: ehn ehn bros, what about the money you
want to give me now?,
ME: I thought you have forgotten
SEGE: forget ke?, lailai.
ME: that’s even good. To make things easier. Take
this ATM. *****bring out atm card from my wallet
and hand it over to segun. Withdraw 50k from the
SEGE: eeeeeeh bros, everything for me?.
ME: no, my wife and I are going out for shopping. I
will. Only give you the amount you request for, I want
to use the rest for shopping.
KEMI: *****smiled and feeling relaxed and
SEGE: ****winked at me*****. Bros, that money
won’t be enough to shop for our wife after deducting
mine. Please go with enough cash.
ME: hmmmmmmmmm. So you and your wife want to
drain my account abi?
SEGE: no bros. Just do the needful, first impression
KEMI: ****felling more relaxed**** bro segun. Don’t
mind your elder brother jaree. He is too stingy.
ME: hmmmmmm, ok, withdraw 60k then. You should
take 10k while my wife and I will use the remaining
SEGE: that’s my lovely brother, let me rush down to
the nearest ATM.
KEMI: ******feeling totally relaxed****. Thanks jaree
uncle segun. Please be fast, I won’t be staying long.
SEGE: **pats kemi on the shoulder*** I will be right
back dear. Even me, I need to travel earlier.
ME: ok ooooooooo. Husband and wife
KEMI: onihaxy, na jealousy go kill you
SEGE: ***laughs*****. Erhmmm, bros, I dey come.
Segun walked out of the room. On closing the door,
he yelled from outside. “Bro onihaxy, come and see
something”. I excused myself from kemi and went
outside to meet segun.
ME: guy u try ooooo. This your small head, na so so
bad thing full am.
SEGE: sebi I told you to leave every plans to the
event planner na.
ME: that’s my guy.
SEGE: you no well ni. I don buy time for you. Use it
well and fucck the girl wella. I no wan hear story
ME: so what will happen to the atm card issue na?. I
have only 2,500naira in the account.
SEGE: ******laughs*****, Mr maga, who told you I
want to withdraw money from the account in the first
place?. Abeg go fucck wetin you want to Bleep
I went back inside the room and met my kemisola
fully relaxed and balanced.
I went back into the room, lock the door and sat on my
bed closer to kemi staring at her appearance, she
looked different from what I saw on facebook but her
boobs and butts are the same. She was putting on a
jean trouser with a blue top.
ME: you are looking prettier than the kemi I saw on
KEMI: I know you are teasing me
ME: I’m so serious baby
KEMI: thanks dear
ME: you are welcome
KEMI: that reminds me, where is my airtime?
ME: *****oloshi, this girl don craze ooo*** I
remembered dear, I will buy it for you when we are
KEMI: that’s why I love you. How much?
ME: maybe 400naira.
KEMI: thanks darling
ME: you are welcome, *** stretched my hand and
placed her palm on mine**** don’t mind my brother, he
is very funny
KEMI: **grin** indeed, and he is nice
ME: really?, how?
ME: hmmmmmmmm, so how is everything with you?,
never knew I would see you so soon ******teasing her
palm with my middle finger.
KEMI: so you think I won’t show up?
ME: not really, just that I thought you were pulling my
KEMI: I see!!
I drew closer to kemi, I held her second hand with
mine, looked into her eyes for a few seconds and our
heads was getting closer. Finally, our lips met and we
began to kiss. The kiss was getting deeper as she
began to press my head closer. I began to move my
hand downward to her neck, I tickled her cleavage and
was about dipping my hands into her breasts when she
resisted me. I felt sad but never gave up, we kissed
again and I made the second attempt of locating her
breast, but this time, I went through her under-gown
instead of the top, I found her bra and intended dipping
my hands inside it but she resisted again. ***which
kind witchcraft be this na***.
I ignored the breast, I moved my hands down to the
abdomen and tickled the round spot on it and she
began to jerk gradually, ****hmmm, every girl has
different weak point ooo. Bimpe’s own was her Tip
while this one na abdomen*****, I noticed her that her
mood was getting more passionate, I continued on the
abdomen for more seconds, I noticed some tiny hairs
directly below the navel and I played with the hairs as I
traced it downward, the jerking was increasing as she
began to let out soft moans, she removed her mouth
from mine, pushed her head upwards and placed her
neck on my lips. I utilised the opportunity and kissed
her neck down to her cleavage. This time, I decided to
go upward to the breast again and behold, there was
no resistance. I pushed up her top, pulled out the
breasts from the bra. Pushed her back on the bed as I
began to manipulate the Tips, the moaning continued
but the tempo never increased. I can tell it when a girl
isn’t enjoying a breast sucking so I changed tactics. I
decided to suck the entire Tip and choke my mouth
with as much flesh as possible and gently squeezing
the second breast. This time, the moans was
increasing in tempo.
I decided to upgrade, I moved the left hand downwards
while still sucking and swapping the Tips. I traced my
hands down to the navel and I noticed that she jerked
again just like she did the first time. I traced the tiny
hairs beneath the abdomen and my trace led me
straight to the button of her jeans trouser. *****chai,
which kind of obstacle is this?, why can’t she wear a
skirt or gown?*******.
I tried loosing the button and she held me hand and
ME: what is it dear?
KEMI: ****wears her top very well and adjusted her
bra*****. What are you trying to do?, you want to have
sex with me?, on a first date?.
ME *****silent and nodded sideways****
KEMI: so you invited me here because of sex.
ME: no dear.
KEMI: then let’s stop it. This is our first date, and
besides, your brother should be on his way back.
ME: ********frowned and sad*****
ME: no problem then
KEMI: that’s my baby
ME: ****silent and frowned*****
KEMI: please call bro segun to hurry up, I need to
return on time
ME: *****silent, no response******
KEMI: ******came closer******* onihaxy, I am talking
to you now
ME: *****frowned****** I didn’t hear you before.
KEMI: what’s wrong with you?
ME: nothing, I’m fine ****oloshi, how I go take Bleep
this girl ooooooooo, abi make I rake for her??*********
KEMI: ok oooooooooooooooooo. ****kept mute
Minutes later, my phone rang, it was segun but I
refused to pick up. The calls kept coming in but I
refused to pick
KEMI: your brother is calling you, pick your calls
ME: *****sege go dey think say I dey busy bleeping
kemi now oooo, him no go know say water to pass
garri******. Pick it yourself
KEMI: nawa oooooo ****picks call******, hello bro
I didn’t hear segun’s speech but I could hear kemi
replying her that she was fine. I think he requested to
speak with me and she passed the phone to me.
ME: how far sege?
SEGE: I dey, how far?, you don dig her?
ME: no oooo
SEGE: why na?, wetin happen?
ME: nothing jaree.
SEGE: you dey vex me oooo. Give her the phone jaree.
ME: ok ****i handed the phone to kemi and the
continued their conversation****
KEMI: your brother said he would soon be back that he
is on a queue.
ME: *******silent and frowned*******
KEMI: ******came closer****, onihaxy my love, what is
wrong with you?
ME: nothing. Kemi, I think you just inspired me.
KEMI: really?, how?
ME: that someone shouldn’t rush into things especially
on first dates.
KEMI: I don’t understand ****raised eye brow*****
ME: according to you, first date should be for simple
meetings and discussions, not for adventures.
KEMI: what does that implies?
ME: I’m no more in mood for any shopping for now,
maybe tomorrow or some other time.
KEMI: *******yelled****** so because you want to take
me out for shopping, you wanted to get sex in return
right?. If that is the case, keep your shopping and let
ME: ****scope*** you aren’t a prostitute or ordinary
girlfriend but a finance and a lover whom I am ready to
take to my family, I didn’t reason it that today is a first
date before I planned hosting you for outings. I only
believed that new lovers should have this mentality of
yours. We have been dating for over 3 years now. So
why this issue of first date of a thing…..bla bla
KEMI: ********raked also******* keep your shopping to
yourself take care. ***stood up and was about to
ME: ***i wanted to beg her but I remembered that she
doesn’t even have a T.fare to return home and besides,
she still wanted airtime, na so I come dey form*****.
KEMI: ****walked towards the door, held the handle of
the door but she refused to open, after few seconds,
she looked back**** onihaxy, and I love you more than
all this things you are doing to me oo. Why are you
treating me this way?, despite how much I love you
***wanted to cry****
ME: ***yeah, trap don catch her, she wan chop 50k
awuf shopping and she no wan loose 400naira
airtime**** I stood up, walked up to the door, held her
hands and looked into her eyes,***
Baby, you know I love you too. I have always loved you
and I will forever love you.
Before we know what was happening, our lips found
each other and we began to kiss passionately as we
were both standing by the door
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