Bimpe:, if na joke, u better stop am
ME: **i looked at her straight face****, just kidding dear. I only
want to study ur “anger management”.
BIMPE: better. So how are we moving?, I’m set already.
ME: I thought of something, banks don’t resolve debit issue in a
day. So let me call akin, *****i picked my fone, made a fake call
as I distance myself abit from bimpe to avoid Bleep
up************ “ok akin, thanks bro. I will come there with segun
to get it right away”, then I hanged up…
BIMPE: hmmmm, those promise and fail friends you have abi?
ME: no dear, Akin is not like that, he is a good guy unlike segun.
He is so nice dear. So let me call segun to inform him.
BIMPE: ok, go ahead and do the calling.
*****i picked my fone, dialled segun’s number. I told him we
should meet at akin’s place this morning to get the money****, I
ME: bimpe, I’m going to miss you dear
BIMPE: me too
ME: when next are we seeing?
BIMPE: whenever u are ready to finance the journey. But this
time, u will send TO and FRO money to avoid another delay.
ME: ok dear.
*****i moved closer to her, grabbed her head and kiss her again,
she responded and reciprocated. I whispered into her ear, “I
want to feel you one more time baby”. She resisted at first. When
she saw my frowned face. She came over to me, and said
BIMpE: but why do u like sex dis much?
ME: Its not like that, I just don’t like to be rejected when I needed
BIMPE: do u truly love me?
ME: yes off course
BIMPE: then why the rush?
*********i knew bimpe is not giving in this time, so I starting
calling her sweet names, tell her sweet words, reminded her of
how I loved her, how we will run our home when married.
BIMPE: then why don’t u propose to me and engage me?
ME: you know this is the first time of our meeting, all my
proposing plan is still our next meeting, I want to make it a
surprise to you.
******bimbe was just quiet, so I moved closer to her and kissed
her, we started kissing so passionately, I moved my hands down
to her shirts, she held my hand and said ” I don’t want to scatter
my dressing, just wait”.
She unhooked her trouser, pulled it down with her pants to knee
level. Bends and positioned her a$$ to me. “Onihaxy” now u can
get what you want” she said.
Without wasting time. I pulled off my boxers, raised the mattress,
picked a condom, wear it and slid it in from the back. It was so
sweet that she keeps moaning, yeeeah babyyy I will miss
youuuuu,baby I love uuuuu, oooouch. Switching tempos. Finally,
I cum after 8minutes. She clean up with tissue, while I did the
BIMPE: now that you are satisfied, can you go now?
ME: ok *********i dashed out of the house to meet segun*********
Me: sege, how I go take discharge this girl now?, I no get the
liver to tell her make she dey go without money
SEGE:, just tell her say you saw her messages, show it to her
and pursue her comot.
ME: I still don’t have the liver.
SEGUN: sebi u don’t Bleep sumtin wey worth your 4,500balance?
ME: something like that.
SEGUN: oya “rinso” make I go finish her for you.
ME: na u go do all the talking ooooo.
SEGE: chaiiii, u no be only maga but certified mumu. Abeg waka
make we go.
*******we left his house and got to my apartment***************
segun greeted bimpe.
SEGE: our wife, our you dey?
BIMPe: I’m fine, I’m so sorry about the last robbery incident,
SEGE: no mention jaree, sebi na dis my MUMU friend cause am,
if no be dat, I no go leave my room open to the extent of been
*********by now I was shaking and blinking at segun to stop cos
I was afraid*********
BIMPE: mumu kee?, abeg my husband no mumu ooooo, I no like
dat word, I no dey take my husband joke with people oooo
SEGE: really?, if no be say he mumu, how no suppose know say
another guy dey Bleep him babe for free in this akure?
BIMPE:*****was curious****** which babe?****turns to me****
onihaxy, so u get another babe for this akure? Upon how I loved
SEGE: madam calm down, na u I dey talk to.
BIMPE: me?*****raised eye brow*****
SEGE: yes, we know you sex machine “sodiq” wey dey live ijoka.
Sunday bustop to be precised. How u sleep there for 2 nites, how
u went there yesterday for quickee, how u suck…………..
****now I was vibrating, just watching the two of the with my
mouth sealed, my heart was beating faster*******
BIMPE: *****turns to me****baby, what is the meaning of the
rubbish your friend is saying?. And you were there?, u can’t talk?.
Abegi I no get time to yarn trash, give me my money make I dey
SEGE: u are not getting any kobo here. ****segun collects my
fone, opened facebook and started reading all the conversations
out from beginning to the end.
BIMPE:****sober and started crying and faced me******baby, I
can explain this, its not what you think
ME: ********looked her with a little courage****** nothing to
explain bimpe. Whatever segun says is the final.
SEGE:, before the count of ten, I want you out of this house or
else I will molest you.******segun start to pull off his belt*******
BIMPE: please I will leave*****turned to me******baby pls for
God’s sake, I love you so much, I can explain.
*****i felt so sorry for her that my eyes were soaked. I feel like
stopping segun but he looks to determined. I couldn’t watch
bimpe moving in tears that I had to face the wall till she left.
**********that was the last time I saw bimpe. 2days later, she
blocked me on her facebook, whatsapp and deleted me on BBM.
I tried calling her so many times but she will not pick up. that reminds me. Now that your cousin refuse to give you
money, how will you get to PHC?
BIMPE: oh baby, I know you won’t watch me been stranded in
akure. After my cousin, u are the only person I have here. Please
ME: but today is Sunday and banks doesn’t open, how do I do it?
BIMPE: ****she suddenly wear a sad face and started shedding
tears**** pls onihaxy. I beg of you, pls use your ATM and help
me, I have a test of 4unit course tomorrow morning
please.******continue with the sad face****
ME: instantly, I felt pity for her, I felt her pain, I thought of her
test. I just don’t know where the MR nice guy in me came from. I
replied her that “don’t worry, I will try and get something from the
Bimpe was so happy that she kissed me again, this time it was
more romantic and passionate. I locate her shirt button again.
This time, she didn’t resist, I press on to her bra, dipped my hand
into it, located her Tips, I was squeezing and pressing. I traced
my hands down to her abdomen, still doing the kissing. Just as I
was about unzipping her trouser, she said “STOP”, I refused but
she removed her mouth and shifted a bit
BIMPE: baby, don’t you think it’s too early for us to have sex?. We
are going to get married and enjoy ourselves till eternity, why
should we rush?. And besides, this is our first date dear. Pls
******she wore this innocent girl look*******
I just wore a straight face and refuse to say anything. She
noticed that I am unhappy. So she came closer again in kissed
me. She started rubbing my chest, I was happy thinking she is
ready to play. Just as I was about pressing her bosoms, she held
my hand and say, “baby, pls hurry to the bank because of time, I
will surprise you when you are back
Immediately I heard the word surprise, I suddenly smile and
became restless. I dashed into my wardrobe, picked up a shirt.
Picked my ATM card. Just as I was about stepping out of the
room, her phone was ringing******************
her phone was ringing, she picked. Though I
couldn’t hear the caller’s voice from the phone, but bimpe was
responding “ok, alright, ok, ok” on the phone and she dropped the
call. Before I could say anything, bimbe said “that is my room mate
at school. She is asking me the time I will get to PHC”.
I dashed out of the room. I stood outside my house for like
10minutes thinking all sort of things
“Am I actually a mumu?, what if she is right about having a
cousin?. After all, she will give me sex as a surprise before
leaving so I will actually taste her?. But should I tell her about
what I saw on facebook?,but what if she asked me how I get to
know her account details?, but if I don’t give her the money, how
will she get to PHC?. Or should I delay her till tomorrow so as to
enjoy her over the night?. But NO, she is having a 4 unit test
tomorrow. And bimpe is beautiful ooooo, I think I like her
naturally because if not, I won’t be this mumu for
her”************. The thoughts were just coming in and
overlapping, I don’t know what to opt for. At a point, I just made
up my mind to give her 5,000naira to manage. After all, I can’t
pay more than 5k if I invite a girl for home service. So let me just
zero my mind that I am paying only for the surprised sex and I
will assume that I lost the 10k I gave her earlier.
I stopped thinking and stopped a bike.
Bike man, take me to alagbaka. He said “bros na 150naira
oooo”. No problem, I replied. He rode pass through fiwasaye girls college and finally dropped me in front of first bank opposite
captain cook at alagbaka junction.
On getting to first bank ATM, the crowd was so much, so I
decided to go to GTB atm adjacent first bank. The queue isn’t
that much. I am the 12th person on the queue. I was so anxious
to withdraw the money and go back home to meet my surprise
package; in fact, I insult anyone who stayed longer on the
When there about 6 people in front of me , something just struck
me that I should go to facebook and check her recent chats. This
time, I got the greatest shock of my life on what I
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