ME: what’s that dear?, ****sad face****
KEMI: I don’t think this is right for us to do.
ME: baby, I love you, you need to know how much u
mean to me. I can’t just do without you ****sweet talks
KEMI: I know you loved me but I don’t think its right for
us to have sex.
ME: ****confused and silent*****.
I moved my head closer to hers and resumed kissing
her. I was squeezing her breasts at the same time with
my dick still erect but restricted from drilling by kemi’s
hand. After few moment of confused kissing, kemi
whispered “where is your condom?”. I smiled instantly
and was back to life, it was as if someone took a visa
from me and the returned it back.
I dipped my hand underneath my mattress and brought
out a pack of condom while still kissing. I paused the
kiss and tore the condom pack, positioned it on my
dick and wore it. Kemi saw the condom on my dick and
that was when she removed the hand that was blocking
the Kitty-Cat entrance. I drilled into kemi in a
missionary style and began to Bleep her ***in-out-in-
out****. I was complementing her with a kiss at the
same time. Kemi seems to have this big hips restricting
me from deep penetration, then I placed my two hands
under her a$$ to press the a$$ closer to me each time
I returned after going up. Later, I raised up her two
legs and spread them wide apart. **chaiiii, the
penetration was to the fullest. After about 5 minutes,
kemi said “what if bro segun is coming?” I replied.
“Don’t worry, he would call me or knock on the door”.
She replied with a sweet moan of “hmmmmmmm”. I
released one of her legs, turned it sideways and
pushed the other leg in same direction as I make her
face my dick with her ass as she was lieing on the bed
and I knelt behind the a$$$. I used my hand to push up
one of the butts so as to reveal the pusy hole while I
used the other hand to bury my condomized dick into
it. Kemi was moaning heavily and screaming at this
same time. I was deriving more pleasure because the
moans was kinda sexy. I bleeped her for another 6
minutes before I cummed. I removed the condom from
my dick and dropped it at the side of my bed as I lied
down behind kemi to cuddle her.
KEMI: are you now satisfied?
ME: **raised eyebrow*** as how?
KEMI: have you now accomplished your mission?
ME: my love, I’m not on any mission. I was with my
wife and we had a nice moment together.
KEMI: **smiled***, where is your bathroom?, I need to
shower before bro segun comes. I need to return home
ME: ok dear.
I lead her to the bathroom, I flushed the used condom
and return back to the room leaving kemi in the
bathroom to clean up. I picked my phone to gist segun
on whatsapp as I was dressing up at the same time.
ME: sege, how you dey?
SEGE: I dey fine ooo.
ME: I don Bleep her oooo.
SEGE: “oloshi” I know, I dey behind your window and I
dey hear as una dey drag the issue of condom
ME: “were ni e” bad boy. So what next?
SEGE: I will call you.
Kemi came out of the bathroom and began to dress
up. I cleared my chats on my phone. Kemi was through
with the dressing and she told me to call my brother
because she would soon be leaving.
KEMI: onihaxy, please call your brother, time is going
and I need to go back home on time.
ME: ****scrolling through my phone*** I don’t know
what is delaying him since, he is travelling today and
he had to go on time.
KEMI: please call him abeg ***restless***
ME: **dial segun’s number and placed on
loudspeaker****. Hello guy, where are you now?
SEGE: bros I’m sorry, there was a long queue at the
ATM, when there was about 6 people before me on
the queue, the ATM went out of cash and couldn’t
KEMI: haaaaaaaaaaa **oh God***
ME: haaaa, so what are you doing now?
SEGE: I am on my way to zenith back ATM at
hospital road, I should be there in a moment.
KEMI: ***restless, I don’t think I can wait***
ME: segun please hurry up, my love has to return
back home on time.
SEGE: ok bro ****hanged up*****
ME: ***dropped the phone and turned to kemi****.
My love, please wait for few minutes, he would be
KEMI: ooooooh God, I don’t like all this things, my
family must have be looking for me now.
ME: ***pats her on her laps*** I’m so sorry my love.
Please I’m sorry.
KEMI: ok, I will wait for only 20minutes. Go and get
my recharge card for me first.
ME: ***chaii, gbese!!!!!!!!, how I go take escape this
one oooooooo!!!**** ok dear.
KEMI: please hurry up.
ME : ok, let me go out and get it.
I picked my phone, went out of the house and chat
ME: sege how far? Where you dey?
SEGE: I dey inside the joint wey dey down the street.
SEGE: wetin your babe dey talk?
ME: she say she go wait for 20 minutes for you to be
SEGE: funny. She go wait tire ooo. Just find means
take discharge her for today. She go come back
ME: who tell you that one?
SEGE: I know her type, she no go wan miss the awuf
ME:hmmmm, I hear. But she dey demand for card
SEGE: like how much?
SEGE: e no too much na, afterall you go pay olosho
800naira per round of sex if you go ashawo joint . Go
buy am give her.
ME: I hear.
I went to the vendor and purchased a 400naira mtn
and returned to the room to give her. She smiled
when she received it and I know that she would be
like “since recharge card don sure, shopping too go
sure ni yen oooo”. After about 17minutes of
meaningless gist, she became uncomfortable again
and she began to ask of segun. I picked the phone to
ME: sege, where are you?
SEGE: I dey on queue.
ME: please hurry up, my wife need to return on time.
SEGE: there are many people infront of me oo, it will
take me about 40minutes to be back home.
ME: ok, just hurry up. **hanged up***
KEMI: I’m not sure I could wait again, I need to
return home before my family began to look for me.
ME: if they are searching for you, they would have
called you on phone
KEMI: I didn’t come with my main line that they have.
ME: huuuuuh, eyah.
KEMI: let me go, we would see tomorrow.
ME: **yinmu***, and I wish you could stay a little ooo
KEMI: no I can’t, tell your brother that I can’t wait.
We would see tomorrow.
ME: ok my love.
Kemi stood up from the bed and we both walked out
of the door. I waved at a bikeman and told him
where to drop kemi. I paid the bikeman and kemi was
driven off. About 3 seconds later, I got a whatsapp
message on my phone from segun, ” my guy
welldone, you don dey sharp small small”. I smiled on
raised my head up to the opposite direction and I
saw segun walking towards me.
Segun and I went inside my room, we began to
ME: sege, that babe tight ooooo
SEGUN: tight as how?
ME: I mean the hole still tight
SEGUN: ***hissed***, I thought you meant “she is
ME: but she fine small oooo
SEGUN: na true, pass bimpe sebi?
ME: ***got furious**** for where?, she no even reach
half of bimpe’s standard **** argument continues***
SEGE: ****counter argument*** she fine pass bimpe,
she get burst pass bimpe.
ME: “lailai” this one wey get pimples?, for
SEGE: *** pats me on the laps****, onihaxy my guy, I
just wanted to hear what you would say. I know still
like this your bimpe.
SEGE: its very obvious, if it could be possible, I know
you can reconcile with her again.
ME: no be so jaree. Kemi no just fine reach bimpe.
SEGE: onihaxy onihaxy!!!, “oko bimpe”
ME: you no well
SEGE: just go and do HIV test, you hear?
ME: let’s put that aside jare, how is tomorrow going
SEGE: **** re-adjusted sitting position***, onihaxy, I
dey reason something
ME: what is that?
SEGE: let’s forget about any show tomorrow.
SEGE: there is nothing to defend yourself with.
SEGE: by now, she believed I must have returned
from bank and the money must have been ready.
SEGE: what would be your excuse for not taking her
ME: ***hmmmmmmmm** and you have points
oooooo. So what do I do now?
SEGE: sebi you don Bleep her today, that one don
reach, just excuse her for tomorrow.
ME: give me an idea to use
SEGE: ******thoughts for a while*****. You know
SEGE: just call her this night and tell her that your
boss called you to come to work tomorrow morning
but you will leave on time so as to have the chance
to take her out.
ME: it doesn’t make any sense, she would still be
expecting an outing.
SEGE: chai, you no get any sense at all.
ME: oya borrow me senses jaree
SEGE: when its tomorrow morning, you will keep on
calling her at intervals telling her to give you little
more time and that you would soon be through. You
would keep posting her until the time is gone and
ME: ***shake hands with segun***, sege baba. Chaii,
I never reasoned to that instance sha. You too get
SeGE: you no well ni. I told you, girls don’t scam me,
na me dey scam girls.
ME: sege baba ***hails**
SEGE: “oko bimpe, oko kemi”….
Segun and I had more discussions until he left for his
house. I saw him off and came back inside my room
to call kemi as instructed by segun.
ME: hello love.
KEMI: hi dear, you couldn’t even call me since
ME: I’m so sorry dear.
KEMI: no problem, is bro segun back
ME: ****silent****** hello, I can’t hear you.
KEMI: I said “is bro segun back”?,
ME: ** stammered**, not yet, but he called me just
now that he is on his way coming
KEMI: ok, so tomorrow, I would come in the morning,
and please I want to return early because today, my
family members were insulting me for going out. So
I’m sneaking out tomorrow.
ME: dear, errrrrhmmmmm. There is a little problem
KEMI: what is that dear?
ME: my boss just called that I should come to work
tomorrow morning for some assignment.
ME: don’t worry dear, I would leave there on time so
as to have time with you.
KEMI: ok, where is your office located?
ME: oba adeshida road.
KEMI: no problem, I would come and meet you at
work tomorrow and we would go for the shopping
directly from there?
ME: *******yeeee, I don jam****, ok dear
KEMI: and if you weren’t able to finish your work
ontime. I would collect the money from you when I
meet you at work tomorrow and then do the
shoppings on my own
ME: ****** I don enter am*** ok love
KEMI: alright dear
ME: good night ****hanged up****
After dropping kemi’s call, I was confused on how to
bail myself from the web I just entered. I had just
lied and now, the lies were hunting me. I thought
through and couldn’t get a possible way out. I
decided to involve segun the event planner himself
ME: sege, how you dey?
SEGE: oko bimpe, oko kemi, I dey oo
ME: you no well ni
SEGE: how far?, you don call your wife?
ME: that was what I wanted to discuss with you sef
SEGE: gist me, wetin happen?
ME: the plan backfired
ME: I called her to informed her that my boss told
me to come to work tomorrow bla..bla..bla……
SEGE: wetin come happen?
ME: she told me that she would come to meet me at
my work place.
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