I woke up around 7am in the morning, no sign of adanna my mysterious girlfriend, my head don dey heal small small, maybe that medicine work afterall, i took my phone and dial her number even though i know say e go dey switch off, but e ring i was flabbergasted because na the first time be this wey her phone dey ring, she pick.
Adanna: hello durling.
Me: good morning hornie.
Adanna: how was your night?
Me: fanstastic all thanks to you.
Adanna: and how is your head?
Me: getting better all thanks to you too, but when did you leave?
Adanna: am sorry didnt want to disturb your sleep, i left around 5.
Me: ok hornie, so what are you doing?
Adanna: just trying to put my room in order.
Me: should i come and help?
Adanna: that would be better because i seriously need help.
Me: eyaah am sorry but i have class today, stb212 precisely.
Adanna: no problem durling, just memorize a typical example of rain forest savanna.
Me: i know that and i can even draw it.
Me: did you study ecology?
Adanna: why do you ask?
Me: because rain forest is a topic under ecology.
Adanna: well i know more about ecology than you can imagine.
Me: hmmm the way you dey talk dey baffle me sometimes, where did you school self?
Adanna: i will tell you everything today dont worry ok.
Me: no problem take care let me get ready for school.
Adanna: alright bye.
Me: love you.
Adanna: love you more.
I cut the call, i went out to brush my teeth, i took 200 naira and went to buy two indomie and egg, i fry the indomie and kept it on the table to cool, i took my jerican went out and fetch water, then i took my bath, eat my indome, wear my clothes, took my bag, spray my pef and set out for school.
On my way to school i decided to branch my edo sister house close to school in umuojima road, i went to her house and knock.
Faith: who is there?
Me: na me oziegbe.
Faith: come in.
Me: ogbe (how far)
Faith: ofure (fine)
Me: uha’yi school? (wont you go school)
ofure: me’le oh ( i will go)
Me: okay wetin you go cook this evening?
Faith: i wan cook black soup but money no dey for obstacle(fish)
Me: how much you want for the obstacle.
Faith: like 500 naira.
I gave it to her and told her that i will come in the evening with cooler to collect my share, i left her and thus she told me she will join me in school later.
On my way to school my phone ring i pick it.
Mercy: sweetie what happen last night (she never even greet good morning self).
Me: what happen as in?
Mercy: you didnt pick my call again after i told you i love you.
Me: am on my way to school, we will discuss when i reach.
Mercy: please be fast because i really need answers cause am confuse.
Me: na which room una dey.
Mercy: in room 102.
I enter school and head straight to room 102 i went to the back of seat and sat there with everywhere noisy i sight mercy at one corner alone, flipping through her note.
Guy 1: oh boy cultist para for my area yersterday night oh.
Guy 2: na so i hear, i hear say none of them survive.
Guy 3: na lie na blackass kill buca i even hear say they cut their leader head commot hang am for poll
Guy 1: yes when we comeout the head hang for poll na we even call police, , hmm na wa oh, but the others no even sustain any cut for their body, but they just dey lifeless like people wey them draw their soul commot for their body.
Jesus christ so those guys were killed i need to call adanna and ask her what happen, everywhere dey noisy we dey wait for our lecturer, then mercy came over to my side.
Mercy: good morning ( with strong face)
me: morning, how are you doing.
Mercy: am not fine, what is going on you are acting weird.
Me: please lets talk after class.
Mercy: no i demand to know now because you are hurting me.
Me: see lecturer will soon come in lets just wait after class.
Mercy: no tell me now (she shouted getting impatient)
me: calm down na see you are drawing audience (she look around and saw everybody starring at us) i dont care about them just tell me what is it?
I was dumb she has already started crying she stood up looking me straight in the eyes.
Ozes are you breaking up with me? She ask, oh yeah she read my mind well because i have never behave like that before, if i want to tell her something she will ask me once and i will open up, but this one too heavy for my mouth to talk.
Mercy: tell me are you breaking with me? She asked again with all eyes on us.
Me: am sorry mercy.
Gboooaaaaii a heavy slap enter my chick, she took her bag and storm out of the class crying, on her she met our lecturer coming, she just pass without even greeting him
lecturer: whats wrong with her.
Course rep: shes not feeling fine sir.
waoh at last its over i was happy she took the word out of my mouth, i was a little bit relief, but i nor fit concentrate for study again so i just took escuse and left.
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