I went to the table and met a heavy and palaticous(i dont know if its the dictionary) meal of Amala and vegetable soup with large chunks of meat.
I weakly sat at the table while every body took theirs. After prayer i quickly grabbed a huge loma of amala and was about eating when they stop me.
NB: loma means a big peice of something according to makurdi pidgin.
They gave me another rule again; never cut a chunk of food that you can swallow at once.
That was how i started cutting small lomas like i wanted to feed at chicken. In my house you can cut enough chunks and fill your both hands.
At the end of the meal, they all went to the palour and were watching a film while i went inside my room to continue thinking.
I had badly started missing home because at home i wake up when i like, i eat what i like and when i like. I sat with my parents and watch television anytime i like, i even missed my mischiefs and beatings i got from it, my area football team, my amebo elder sister and my troublesome younger ones who never seize to report me anytime i touch them e.t.c and i concluded that there was certainly no place like home.
I slept that night dreaming of my babe mercy, in the dream she was seating on my lap and eating suya until i saw a devil came and knock me on the head and i woke up.
That devil was Tolu as i opened my eyes she had woken me up with a knock. It was six am already and it was time for waking up.
“Today my parents are travelling and we would have the house to do what ever we like, dont worry i would show you something today” she said still smiling that mischevious smile again.
I looked at her and nodded, but my mind was not atrest concerning what she meant by showing me something.
Before breakfast i hid a little leather and hid in my pocket and during the breakfast i was busy transfering some pieces of bread under the table to my leather because i was not ready to die with so-called weight management. I always eat as much as my stomach can carry and i have never grew fat i was even nicknamed ‘man must wack’ so why would i want to die of starvation.
After breakfast they called both of us and informed us that all we were going to be eating for the next three days was in the freezer. They also made a time table for us and asked us to just warm the food and eat.
We packed their loads and they left while i and Tolu waved at them until they were above sight.
What was on my mind was that now i would be free to watch all the action films and cartoons i wanted but my attention was cut short when Tolu planted a kiss on my lips and ran inside saying ‘catch me if you can’.
I was shocked at her action and that was when i realised what she meant by showing me something but i was not interested so instead of running after her i ran into my room and lock the door.
She thought i was angry at her but i had other plans which was to eat the bread i have stolen.
She came to the door and started begging me that she was sorry but my mouth was filled with bread so i did not bother answering her, when she was tired she left.
I digested my bread with a can juice i stole(sorry i meant hustled) out of the fridge and rested.
What was on my mind was to pay her back with a kiss and maybe i might get lucky.
When i got to the palour she was seating down with the remote in her hands while she watched a movie.
I had moans from the movie and i looked and saw an american film with to unclad people bleeping.
My hardon was raging but i was shy and try hiding it by sitting down and putting a pillow on my laps but i was too late because she had seen it.
“What is the name of this film” i asked her just to tense clear the air over us.
“Its the ‘last american virgin”‘ she said smiling mischeviously.
“Dont tell me you have never watch this kind of film before”she asked again.
The movie could be taken as a semi-porn movie because there was so many sex scenes in it and it was the first unclad film i had seen apart from the ones i had see
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