Me and my supernatural girlfriend
A story written by ademolar
On a cool Tuesday evening, I was
sitting under a magoe tree located at
the eastern region of our building. I
guess y’all wana ask why I said our
building..On the 12th of June (my
birthday) I and my brother finally
moved out of lagos to a new hood due
to his transfer from lagos down to
ekiti . It was not that easy to relocate
to a new area where one would actually
not have access to the kinda things he
was patronising before .. As you all
know me,am that holy boy who don’t
drink, smoke, flex and clubbing. But
according to my friend favourite quote
“no one dies a virgin,life f–k us
life kick us anywhere he wants. I still
remain my humble and loyal self until
we moved into our new home, then
devil finally worsen it, he come dash
me oluzo as best friend. That was
when I truly understand what the aged
wise men were actually saying “agutan
toh bah ba aja rin a jegbe” meaning,
sheep whey follow dog make friend go
chop s–t.. ..
Oh! Sorry for my inconsistency My
name is promise mathias but my niggaz
dem call me harno ,am 23 years old,
black, skinny and good looking in
nature. Ever since I have lost my
parents, I have been staying with my
brother (nino) and we have been
surviving on our own without the help
of our so called family..
(BACK TO THE
I was busy chitchatting with my friends
on whatsapp about my new environment
, then suddenly I saw something
beautiful and glittering approaching.
Who could this be? I soliloquies, so
something whey make brain like this de
this dryland.. as I was pondering
about what I saw, she walked passed.
Blood of kafaya!! See ukwu..luckily
for me something fell from her purse
when she was receiving a call, I
quickly rushed down to check it out,
and its her atm card. I quickly picked
it up and run after her,i called her and
she paused for a while ,she gave me
a quizzical look before she proceed. I
called her again but she refused to
Mehn! Wetin de work this girl nah?
Shey person no fit call girl for another
matter again ni. Omo bad ppl like
ele, klef, tpumpy, frosh, eliboy,
stanlex and khola don spoil market for
innocent people like me sha. Anyways
no lele, I stop following her and I
returned to my previous position .
Then I saw a black, infact black is an
understatement, dark skinny guy
coming out of a yellow face me I plank
you building sitting opposite our
building..I wasn’t really concerned
about where he was actually heading
to, not until he stretch forth his palm
requesting for a hand shake..
At first i gave him a thorough
scrutinising before I responded..
He is a cute looking guy, he has a
brown eyes and a sexy lips, he wore a
blue crazy gean and a white polo
shirt,he is actually not too tall but he
is more or less of my size,his hair
were beautifully shaved with dreadlock
Guy : hey nigga, my name is olu but
my friends call me oluzo, and that is
my dad’s building “he said pointing
to the building he just came out of”
Me : am promise ..but call me harno
Oluzo : hmmm! Harno that’s a nice
(He sat right besides me and proceed
with his talking )
Oluzo : guy why you like to de dull
yourself? I hear say na lagos una take
pack come here..
Me : yes! But how I take dull
myself? “I throw a Confused look”
Oluzo : everytime whey I de see you,
na under this mango tree you de always
sit like person whey no get house..
“This guy like story sha!” I said
that withing me..
Me : ehn! I just like fresh air ni
since I no get anything to do inside..
Oluzo : ok nah, naso e de be sha if
person newly enter one hood,him go
like form angel..and as I de look you
so, you go bad gan!
Me : bad for wetin?… I no bad o
The conversation continues for several
hours..within the short period of our
conversation I get to know more about
the area and the way they behave…
Me : ehen! Bros no vex o, I get
something whey I was ask o..
Oluzo : where the Bros de?
Me : hahahaaha! Na you naw
Oluzo : no vex o, I no know when I
turn Bros ni..ok I de with you..
I went ahead to narrate everything to
him but the way he respond almost
made me thought of something
To be continued
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