Chapter 2 In Ajegunle high, we hav a large field, 8 blocks of classrooms nd several oda buildings 4 staff room nd administrative office, we also hav a kiosk were we buy snacks,drink and oda ‘chop chop’. Sum big guys always stay dere xo dat de cud toast ani fine gal wey pass while sum de dere just 2 de beg. Dat skul bad ooo,xo guyz like me de lower our head xo as not to enta problem wit d skul bullies. One faithful day,as i de trek as usual 2 ma house, i saw a girl headin 2words me but she wasn’t concentratin. b4 i cud warn her dat person lyk me de her front, she don alreadi step on my sandals. i luk my sandal and saw dat it had cut. OMG, i don already package slap 4 her, den sumtin in me say make i luk her face, wow, omo see beauty, ogbono feli feli. I just calm down nd acted cul. She was scared, sorry nd shocked at d same tym. Girl: im veri sori, i promise 2 repay 4 d damage on d sandal. Me: It’s ok (buh i de boil wit anger)Wen i got home, i started tinkin abt wat i wud wear 2 skul d next, i dare not go 2 dat ‘aboki’ to mend it 4 me so i decided 2 wear it 2 skul lyk dat. Afta skul d next day,I was goin home wit my fellow frnds wen i saw diz girl dat stepped on me d previous day walkin 2wards me wit a poly bag. Girl: Hi Me: Hi Girl: Take diz (handin over d poly bag 2 me). All my classmates nd skul mates don de watch us already. I bcame shy, sum of dem come worsen mata, de begin shout ‘XB’,’XB’,’XB. Omo my head begin 2 swell. I gain courage to recieve d poly bag and i checked inside, wow, na correct leather sandal, diz sandal na high class. Me: thank u Girl: dont mention… As i wan turn waka go, she called me back. Girl: Wat ya name. Me: XB, wat i yours? Girl: i am Sophie,can i hav ur fone numba? (me no get fone but i gat 2 form) Me: It has spoilt. Girl: wat abt your address? (i begin de uncomfortable,i no want make she see my pako house)….
Me: no nid, giv me ur numba, i wud giv u a call.( I no get fone buh mayb i wil go call center) We bade our self gudbye, i de smile lyk goat 4 road. The sandal Sophie gav me turn me 2 supastar, pple don de respect me small small 4 skul. Rumours don de spread 4 skul sey poor boy lyk me don hammer fyn babe but i got 2 b careful or else all doz big bullies go collect diz my correct leather sandal. I pray 2 God 4 it not 2 cum 2 pass. On saturday evnin afta watchin premier league in viewin centre(i no get moni 2 pay, so pple lyk me go wait first make d owner go round 4 his money b4 we go enta sitdown 4 last bench) Wetin de pain me 4 viewing centre is dat, pple go just de vex and de insult players as if dem sabi play ball. Wen i gat home, i checked my new sandal, i polish am bcos na wetin i go wear go church d next day which is sunday. As we de eat our dinner of Afang soup with fufu. We heard gun shot outside..Gboa gboa. D fufu almost choked me wen i heard d gunshots. I ran quickly 2 my sandals and threw it 2 our backyard thru d window. Afta lyk a minute, we heard gba,gba,gba on our door. One man wit a deep voice com talk. Thief 1: Open diz door or i go break am. No one get liver 2 open d door so d thief broke d door down. as dem enta we come see sey de were 3 in numba. Thief 1: where is d money or u all die. *Where diz guy see money here,abi de no see d kind house de break enta? The thieves scatter evriwhere 4 our house but de no see ani valuable tin 2 carry. My mama already hid her money 4 her bra so dat dem go naked her first b4 de get access 2 d money. Afta lyk 20mins of searchin,dem bgin provoke. THIEF 1: E b lyk diz house dry oo THIEF 2: I talk am na,una no de hear word. *d tin wey pain me pass na wetin d 3rd thief say. The third thief is veri fat and i bet say e no sabi run. THIEF 3: Since de no get moni, make chop soup and fufu,so dat even though we leave empty handed we no go leave wit empty stomach….
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