I got up and quickly arrange my room
within ten minutes, not just my room oh,
i arrange kitchen, parlour, passage and
even i clean the toilet, chai konji na
bastard oh, after arranging everything i
ran outside to buy fuel for generator
and i bought six indomie join. (chicken
flavor precisely), i took the generator
outside and on it, i return back to the
house and switch on our loader, i put
music and increase the volume to the
hightest, i was blasting music as if i they
“ko ko ko” i heard a knock on the door,
na who come they knock for my door by
this crucial time
“ko ko ko” the person bang my door
again like soldier, i stood up and open
the door only to see my beautiful
neighboor standing there like statue,
when i first come this are i been they
try talk to this girl but she they form
obama pikin, na wetin she they find now?
“yes how can i help you” i said squizzing
my face like putin pikin.
“please your music is too loud, am
trying to read for tommorow” she
shouted ( if she nor shout i nor go hear
her because of the music), so i replied
her, still forming big boy things.
“you trying to read for tomorrow, how
is that my business? I fired back.
“please i beg you in the name of God i
have serious exam tomorrow and i need
Me: am sorry i cant hear you.
I shot my door and return back to my
room, relaxing on the cushion chair and
enjoying my music, but the music loud
sha because the way wey ground the
shake i hope make the house no scatter,.
I took my phone and call chidinma again
to know how far, i dial her number and
she pick once, “hello boo”.
Me: am waiting for you oh.
Chi: well keep on waiting, you know i have
to arrange my things because i wont be
coming back here till tomorrow.
Me: so you telling me you still at home?
Me: babe be straight na.
Chi: well just know that i will come and
anytime you see me you welcome me.
Chi: yeah, and i hope you have finish
cooking the noodles.
Me: no oh am waiting for you to come
and cook it.
Me: wait for me well well, later joor.
Come oh, you sure say this girl go come,
mtchewww make i go off the generator
self, i stood up and off the gen though i
still leave it there incase she manage to
show up na to just go on am once.
I return back to my room, no more
music again, i guess that my yeye
neighbour go they happy now.
I relax on my chair pressing my phone, i
download stranded game and started
playing, i love that game so much
because of the adventure, one of the
best java game i enjoy so far, i continue
playing my game when suddenly my
phone started ringing, “Chidinma” widely
shown on the screen.
Chi: so were do you stay exactly?
Me: Irewo Street, are you coming?
Chi: please come down to the junction am
waiting for you there.
Me: alright am on my way.
I quickly jump up and ran outside to on
my generator again, (see the kind
wahala wey girls they give us) i lock my
door and hed to the junction, i got there
withn four minutes, i look around i didnt
see any sign of chidinma, so i called her
Chidinma: are you there.
Me: yes, were are you?
Chi: am coming just hold on.
Na wa oh, so she never even reach here
wey she they call me to come (most
girls are guilty of this they always want
us to wait for them) chai some girls
sha, i waited for another two minutes
before i sight her coming from afar,
dress in red gown, see as she tall self
with her tiny leg like mosquito.
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