CHAPTER 5 The WAEC examination was fast approaching, every guy and babe don already start burying their head for book,expo suppose flow buh e b lyk say our bubble don burst bcos ministry of education don hear say our school is a major centre for exam malpractice and they hav decided to personally send representatives to our school to invigilate our centre. It is this kind of period that usually turn me to super star bcoz na me b boss for academics.
Our waec exam eventually started and everything was going well though d invigilators were very strict until our biology paper which was our last paper.
Nobody fit forget dat day especially doz pple dat did not register for agric. It was one idiot dat even cause d whole wahala and he is even an external student.
During d biology exam d boy was trying to get d attention of one of d invigilators who was a female, but d problem was dat he called her in d way pple try to call pple who hawk on d streets or d way u try to get a prostitute attention
*guys wey de toast babe for street go understand na
D female invigilator who was an Igbo woman felt insulted wen she heard someone trying to get her attention in dat manner.
INVIGILATOR: who called me in dat manner?
Nobody answered, everyone continued their work
*d exam hall is a very large one
INVIGILATOR: I said who called me in dat manner?
Diz tym she asked it with anger written all over her face, everyone became confused, nobody cud fetch d real culprit since d hall was large and filled with students and d worse thing is dat everyone was denying it. This made d female invigilator and other invigilator angry, they seized all our answer sheets and told us dat our biology paper for our centre has being cancelled.
Our teachers and principal tried pleading with dem bur none of dem listen, all d invigilators stormed out of our centre angrily, come and see tears, all doz guys and babe wey dey say dat they cannot offer both biology and agric started crying.
I thank God dat i did registered for d both subjects. God save d guy dat caused all d wahala, we later found who d person was but was already too late, d invigilators had already gone. Come and see d way de beat diz guy, his head even tear. Police had to come and calm d commotion if not they wud hav burn d guy with tire…u no trust mah school!
After d waec exam, i started learning tailoring as an apprentince.
My oga dat has d tailor shop is a very proud man and he always command us lyk say we b slaves but i dont blame him, afterall na “condition wey make crayfish bend”.
Sophie came to where i was working one day and it caused a big wahala with my oga.
My oga was teaching us one style in sewing a male native trouser and all d apprentinces gathered and listened attentively but everything changed wen sophie entered.
I had never told Sophie where i was working and i don’t know how she knew. I was still trying to fifure how my boss did d cutting of d native when i saw dat everyone’s attention has being diverted to the shop entrance. When i looked at d shop entrance, i saw sophie entering, omo my heart skip.
What d hell was she doing here, but she was lookibg hot with her bumpa shorts and spaghetti top which exposed her figure eight curves.
I cud see some of my fellow apprentices already admiring her. My oga who was also staring at her, buttoned and tucked in well, bur d mistake he made was to go and talk to her, he went to her thinking she was a customer.
I cud see sophie and my oga chatting from d inner shop but she cud not see me, i observed dat my oga’s face changed when he entered into d shop.
Oga: XB, someone is looking for u outside, i give u only five minutes, ur tym starts now.
He den muttered some words i could not hear properly, all my colleagues don de hail me say i don catch correct fish but i cud see jealousy on my Oga’s face.
I went to meet Sophie and we discussed, i asked her why she came and who told her dat i was w
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