On saturday i was at home washing my school uniform i just got it from my friend (one sss2 boy) the trouser big like balloon so i have to adjust it today, i took it to tailor she drove me back telling me to go and wash it first so that i wont spoil business for her with my dirty trouser.
I dey house they wash clothes wey my phone begin vibrate i look the screen and saw Lizzy i was skeptical to pick it because of the way she left the other day, the phone ring three times i didnt pick,then a test message enter,i was my hand and open the message it read.
“pick up the phone is important”
as i they read am finish the phone they ring again i look left and right to make sure nobody is around before i pick the call.
Me: hello (with big voice, i they vex with her na).
Lizzy: come to my house by eleven.
Me: am sorry i cant am busy.
Lizzy: busy washing clothes you will be done by ten so get your asss here this is important.
Me: what is it about.
Lizzy: about you of course.
Me: cant you just say it now?
Lizzy: no because there are people you have to meet.
Me: who are they.
Lizzy: when you come you go know (talking like man wey they reason).
Me: alright i will try to be there before one.
Lizzy: its important that you come before twelve.
Me: i will try my best.
I cut the call and throw the phone away while i continue washing my clothes with Omoh detergent, my mummy they parlour they watch Drama, i finish washing by nine and dry the clothes i hope the clothes go dry before twelve oh make i quick carry am go meet tailor before i go Lizzy house.
I spread it outside and took my bath then i walk outside and saw the carpenter sitting down with a damsel.
Carp: ozigberegbe (i hate that name).
Me: Mr carpenter how far.
Carp: you don forget me so i they manage to live.
Lady: good morning bros
Me: fine girl how you they?
Lady: i they fine.
Me: cool Ogijio how far who she be? (i said and join them on the bench).
Carp: na wetin concern you infact she want they go self, oya baby lets go.
Me: hiah we they fight.
Carp: for this matter yes (she took the girl hand, helping her up).
Me: no be so oh mr Ogijio, wey corper self?
Carp: corper they with him wife, i they come make i escort her i they come now now we get gist.
Me: okay i they here they wait oh.
They left me there i dont have anything doing than to be looking at the beautiful girls passing, i was looking at them like cow looking for grass to feed there is one that caught my attention they call her cynthia (short form city) she is very beautiful and ripe enough, i heard that the Ogboni man son is dating her but that one no mean say make i no try my luck i was looking at her as she pass the old road, she is really beautiful i was tempted to go and meet her and chat her up, though everywhere they open but i nor care i commot for where i sit down run go main road they follow her for back, whether she notice am say i they follow her i nor know because she come fasten her footstep make i nor just bother myself i will get her in another way afterall there are many ways to kill a rat without bringing out its blood, i return to the carpentry house and wait for the carpenter for good one hour, since i nor see him breaklight i decided to go home and check my uniform, them don dry well well so i took it to the idiot tailor to silifit (i get the spelling?).
After serious bargaining we agree on two hundred naira, i left the shop and told her that i will return in the evening to collect it, i check the time after twelve nawa oh why time come run like this na? i enter house fast fast and change my clothes with the speed of light.
Mummy: where you they go?
Me: i wan go carry past question from my friend.
Mummy: okay make you quick come oh i they go store by three today.
Me: okay ma.
I collect money from container and left the house, i enter road stop bike the bike man be like ganger man and yes i was right because as him they speed they go the smelling of igbo they smell from his mouth and na so him they fire like ghost rider, me i nor fear oh i get many witch for my back.
He took me to locust road in Afuze i come down from the bike and pay the bikeman, i enter the street to Lizzy house and when i reach the house door open itself, i enter inside the house and saw a little surprise, three witches gently sitting down on cushion waiting for me, guess their name?
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