Like seriously, fucck me?
Me: welcome back.w
She look around the parlour then she turn and face me she be like
person wey lost.
Just: what happened? (question for the gods)
Me: you faint.
Just: why? (like seriously)
Me: because my dicck is too big for you (idiot as if she nor know why
Just: holy shit i thought he was joking.
Just: dont worry you wont understand i have to go now (she quickly
stood up and took her property and run out of my house).
I guess the HE is the guy shes bethroted to, well that one na her
headache now where do i get hydrocort?
I dont know how much they sell it so i just took 500 naira from
container and dressup then i enter bike go one BJ chemist for Afuze
the way the bike they slow they vex me sotey we never reach the shop i
tell am make him drop me make i they use leg trek am, i reach there
them no get i search the whole of Afuze i nor see hydrocort, i dont
know what to do so i decided to go one specialist hospital na there i
see am buy for three hundred naira after i buy am finish i trek to
main road, i followed hospital road, as i enter the main road i
quickly stop bike and disappear go house i reach house and keep the
hydrocort for exactly where i carry am and i also cleanup where the
formal one break, after i tidy up everything na then my mind rest
small, everything go on smoothly throughout that day my mum return
that night and met me reading my book no clue of any missing or broken
hydrocort, she enter house and i stay parlour and begin read i read
till twelve and off the light then i enter bed and sleep off.
The next morning i dressup and enter school i meet them for Assembly
and the SP wan disgrace himself, him say i must kneel and collect
twelve stroke of cane or else i wont go inside, shey na wetin happen
abi him they craze? We they there they argue till them commot for
assembly and enter class.
Me: guy wetin they worry you na, you nor see say na exam i wan write?
Sp: bros that one no matter if you wan form bros go back to your papa
house because if you pass this line i will go and report to principal
direct. (before we SS3 student no they kneel down oh i nor know which
kind nonsense be this oh)
Me: how you go they flog person like me i be small pikin?
Sp: na your own be that oh.
We continue argueing till one teacher comeout and see us.
Teacher: John whats going on here?
Sp: Sir this bros late and him they form strong head.
Teacher: whats your name young man?
Me: am Oziegbe sir.
Teacher: Oziegbe who?
Me: Akhigbe Oziegbe.
Teacher: mr Oziegbe go home and come back on Exam day.
Me: but sir…….
Teacher: am going out now and when i return and i still see you here
then tell goodbye to your waec.
Oboy this one na wahala oh i really need lesson now oh, i jejely turn
back and begin go home while the Sp open him teeth they laugh, the
Teacher go one side under mango tree and enter one fine motor, hmmmm
those teachers they enjoy oh see fine camry 2:4 wey him they ride na,
he didnt drive it out of the compound i think he went to take
something, as him they return i quickly fasten my step out of the
As i was going i reach the main road where our signboard they then i
look left and saw bike dropping Lizzy, i dont know what shes doing
here oh she walk to me putting on specs.
Me: what are you doing here?
Lizzy: lets go back and see that teacher.
Me: how do you know that?
She no even reply me she just waka pass me they go school.
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