I put my two hands for back and started walking round the room like
old papa wey they think about him pension, i guess you can replace the
pension by removing the sion and adding the nis as suffix.
I was thinking loudly when i heard my phone ringing, i took the phone
and look at the screen, na who i see Justina, i pick the call make una
come see how pacency hold my hands as if i chucck hand for fowl yassh,
i put the phone on my ear with my hands shaking like vibrating nokia
Just: love how far (love kwa)
Me: am fine you?
Just: am okay, my people are back and i thought i should apologise for
Me: nah is actually not your fault.
Just: it is dear please just accept my apology.
Me: of course i dont even have your insult on my mind.
Just: so what are you thinking about as if somebody die.
Me: am not thinking, am just relaxing on my bed.
Just: really, doing what?
Me: relaxing oh, i want to sleep afternoon sleep so that i can read in
Just: thats good, i wish am there with you to massage you.
Me: i will be glad dear.
Just: okay, i will come see you in the evening.
Me: which time.
Just: which time do you want?
Me: like maybe 7.
Just: okay i will be there by seven then.
Me: thanks i will be waiting.
Just: what do you want me to bring love.
Me: a cold mineral like that first one.
Just: hmmm okay i hope they have the can own because i cant be
carrying bottle oh.
Me: i believe they will have it.
Just: okay later na.
Me: alright love.
She cut the call and i dash out of my bed quickly to find solution to
my weak Dickson, i took some cash from container and went out to buy
recharge card, after loading the card i called one of my Sister’s
friend, He is a doctor and they work in the same hospital, i called
thrice before he pick.
Me: good afternoon sir.
Doc: ha Oz long time.
Me: yes sir oh, how family na?
Doc: we thank God, how your school.
Me: fine sir.
Doc: what of mummy and daddy?
Me: they are all fine sir thank you sir.
Doc: okay, so whats up?
Me: errrm sir, e get one thing wey i be wan discuss oh.
Doc: oyaa na vomit am out.
Me: e get one of my friend wey they complain say if him want gbog girl
at the point of action him dickson they fuckup.
Doc: you mean the dickson no they rise at all?
Me: no e they rise after heavy sucking but when he wan enter the
paradise the thing go die.
Doc: na the acid from the condom na, abi him no wear condom?
Me: him no wear condom oh.
Doc: then it must be anxiety.
Doc: maybe him they fear or him never sex before so the pressure to
sex is too much thereby weaking him.
Me: hmmm but he say him they sex before oh.
Doc: but him never sex that girl before abi?
Me: yes he never sex her before.
Doc: okay na still anxiety na.
Me: so any solution.
Doc: well let him calm himself down if he want to sex her, and he
should relax on the bed while the girl do everything and also the girl
should wear the condom for him too.
Me: okay sir, any remedy like drugs to use.
Doc: well there is, but i will advice against it but if you persist
you can go and buy vega 200.
Me: okay thank sir i appreciate.
Doc: you are welcome, and by the way Oz.
Doc: please always use condom okay.
Me: okay sir, “i said and quickly cut the call, no be say i tell am
say na me oh, na why him come they say use condom huh?
I know about vega 100 the thing they work gan but i know nothing about
vega 200 i hope i wont regret this oh.
I took money again and went out to buy vega 200, i know some will ask
why i they go outside go buy when we get chemist, well thats true we
have chemist but we dont have vega 200, only vega 100 wey they inside
white pack, i wonder which pack this one go they, i reach one chemist
and i tell the lady to give me vega200,
Lady: wetin small boy like you wan use that kind medicine do?
Me: no be me wan use am, na person send me.
Lady: better oh and by the way na 100 dey 200 no they, make i bring am?
Me: no oh, na 200 i they find.
Lady: okay, i still get tramadol sha that one still they work.
Me: nah i dont need it please,.
I walk out of her store, i enter four shop i didnt see vega 100 until
i go one big shop for up up, na there i see am buy for 400, this one
pack they black and na only four tablet they inside, i started rushing
home, time don they reach make i go ready wait for her oh, and my mum
go soon return from work self, i was walking home majestically and
when i got home i met somebody else waitng for me, the least person i
expect to see now, and guess who who is that?
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