Lizzy: you did not forget me so why didnt you bother to call me?
Me: well i thought you need a little space to figure somethings out,
thats what you told me right?
Lizzy: of course i needed a space even though i didnt tell you that
but at least you would have called to check on me.
Me: well am sorry, so how are you?
Lizzy: thanks to you am not alright.
Me: wetin happen?
Lizzy: i dont know but i met my altar scattered.
Me: say wetin happen, who scatter am?
Lizzy: i dont know i just meet it like this.
Me: ha a whole altar of queen Elizabeth, how can somebody just scatter
your altar and go scout free?
Lizzy: is not somebody, nobody can even come close to my altar talkess
of scattering it.
Me: so who did it?
Lizzy: something not somebody, a thing that is not human.
Me: you mean, under water.
Lizzy: something like that.
Me: hmmm so why will they scatter your altar.
Lizzy: i kept something important there.
Me: something like what?
Lizzy: i cant tell you now maybe another time.
Me: hmmmm okay so when are you coming back.
Lizzy: i might stay longer.
Me: am missing you already.
Lizzy: you missing me and you didnt call me, abeg bye bye joor and
enjoy your party.
She don cut am, now how she take know say i they go party, am i realy
asking that question, if yes then i must be a big foul.
Talking about forgetting her did i really forget her?
Of course i do, since wey she commot i never even think of her nor to
even call her, well i dont know why but i believe there is something
behind it, i stood up and went to kitchen and eat again, then i relax
on my bed waiting for night to come and hoping for my mum to sleep in
store, it seems like my prayer was answered because exactly after nine
my mum called me to tell me that she wont be coming home, i was so
happy that i started jubilating around, i wish i know what was
waiting for me in that party i for no they jubilate oh.
I put a call to varth sharperly and he answered at first ring.
Me: guy how far?
Varth: are we on?
Me: of course, you don ready?
Varth: omo i think say you don lockup so i just say make i sleep small.
Me: idiot come on stand and warm the motor i they come.
Varth: na food wey we go warm am, i dey wait for you sha.
I cut the call, but the way this small boy they insult me now e too
much oh, i be remember that time wey i dey beat am anyhow the time wey
we they small, but now he don grow wing, no wahala e be like say i go
cut that wing commot oh, i wear my best clothes and spray my best
perfume as if i get, well even if i nor get my mummy get, after i don
deck well well as if na xmas i dey do even xmas day i nor dey dress
like this, i walkout by nine thirty, i nor forget my phone oh (my
kpako beautiful phone) i enter road they go varth house, him house no
too far from my own oh, na to just cross the new road to the other
side, well i reach him house and meet am for frontage they press
Varth: wetin come keep you since.
Me: why you nor call me say you don ready finish?
Varth: my credit finish na.
Me: lol and you wan carry girls wey you nor even fit buy card for your
phone, abeg stand up make we they go joor.
We continue gisting as we enter his daddy’s car (RIP), the car make
sense die, na so varth start the car and before we know we don enter
road to Afuze dey go party, but before we reach Afuze, when we get to
Eteye we saw two beautiful girls standing on the road beside bush,
they look beautiful and well dress, e be like say them they go the
party too, of course varth hold break at once, how we go pass fine
girls like that before? varth reverse back to meet them, we never knew
that the beginning of the end is near.
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