Yahoo is not that bad now is it?, well i love yahoo but the
sacrificial part is what am scared of, do they really sacrifice their
love ones? I dont think so because there are some guys that i can
I sleep for bed they think about yahoo life, i like it but i wont
join, afterall i get big bros and big sis wey go carry me go school,
all i have to do is to read and make sure i make my waec and my jamb,
of course i will make it cus am sure of it, when browsing i saw one
site for net where them they help students with expo, just for three
thousand naira only, and beside school wey i wan write am na miracle
center meaning we will pay extra money for cooperation, i just hope
the money no go too much because i dont have money, though i must pay
the one from internet because they are much accurate, i nor wan write
everything wey everybody for class go write also, so e better say
make i prepare well well with gun wey get two mouth like pompershun,
and i believe i go make am becus if i nor make na yahoo sure pass oh,
make i even start to they connect according to phyno, if i make the
exam i wont join yahoo but if i dont (i pray i make it) then i dont
have any other choice than to join the yahoo club, afterall yahoo don
they grow for ogute, to make money now na small thing, sometimes i laf
when i read for news say EFCC catch two yahoo guys for benin wey them
dey do yahoo, benin na small thing for yahoo, make them come afuze na
there them go know wetin be yahoo and cultist, infact Afuze is the
capital city of yahoo, make una no vex my Afuze brothers, na story i
they talk so make una understand.
As i they my room they think about the yahoo, my phone begin ring, so
i look at the screen and saw Vareeth.
Varth: guy how far na?
Me: i dey oh, were you they?
Varth: party they dis night oh.
Me: wetin come concern me?
Varth: omo na for Efe palace and babes they come from uniben.
Me: na wetin them they celebrate?
Varth: na one chief pikin wey they celebrate her birthday, the girl
they school for uniben but she just finish now.
Me: e go hot then oh.
Varth: na im na, so how far make i come call you?
Me: make we they watch na, i pray make my mummy sleep for store.
Varth: guy even if she nor sleep u go sneak commot na.
Me: e nor dey easy like that.
Varth: omo i need my guy beside me oh, popsy no they so na motor i go carry.
Me: big boy things omo i nor go miss am oh, i hope fuel full am.
Varth: na small money dey my hand oh, no worry sha i go find money for
fuel make u just focus on the drinks for babes.
Me: like how many babes?
Varth: like five wey go follow us.
Me: na wetin we wan use five girls do?
Varth: guy no dey fall my hand na, u nor dey understand person self?
Me: na u sabi, i go hold wetin i fit hold, if your girls come go
overdrink na their own be that.
Varth: just make sure say the bar big small, bye bye i go call you later.
Me: okay i dey wait.
He cut the call and i began to wonder where he will see six girls to
bring to a party that is not even his own, well na to form big boy for
where them they sha, but me no just they buy drink for girls without
taking anything back oh, there must action oh, and i hope the girls
them go fine well well like sherikoko.
I was thinking about the party when my phone started ringing again, na
wa oh, the way my phone they ring this days if my girlfriend they with
me she for don they jealous oh, and talking about girlfriend i saw
Lizzy on the screen, is she really my girlfriend? Maybe in underworld.
Me: hello dearie.
Lizzy: you just forget me abi?
Me: no i didnt.
Oh yeah i do, but i wasnt really expecting that, but did i really
forget about her, oh yes i think i do.
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