Well i stood up and took garri from my blue rubber, na by this time
they sweet to drink garri, i on my laptop and started playing music,
i soak the garri put milk and chocolate (my best combo) i begin they
drink garri in the middle of the night and my garri don finish oh,
after i finish drinking the garri, i took one big mathematics textbook
and search for calculus, i nor see am, so i took another textbook and
search for calculus i still no see am, na wa oh, i took my notebook
and try to pickout something that will help me in the assignment, but
i nor grab anything, so i finally giveup and cover my book, i cover my
laptop also and lay my head on my pillow and doze of.
The next day i woke up early and quickly fetch water outside, na buy
we dey buy the water and na ten ten naira, i dey hold the man more
than three hundred naira, anytime i get money i dey always forget to
pay, na when i nor get money i dey remember, i fetch my water jejeje
and enter my small creeb, i check time 7:06AM, waoh time dey run oh,
so i quickly took my bath and wear my dress hurridly, i nor get mirrow
so i use my phonescreen to do mirrow,.
After i package myself finish i enter road they go school, i borrow
hundred naira from mtn sharp sharp and call glory,
she pick am once like say she they expect my call before.
Glory: hello dear
Me: babe how far.
Glory: how far still they far
Me: i hope you don ready finish?
Glory: nah na now i wan take my bath now.
Me: why na, i think i tell you say make you quick come so that i go
copy your assignment.
Glory: no oh i nor go quick come oh, i get wetin i dey do for house.
Me: na wetin you they do
Glory: no worry, when you see me you go know.
Me: okay abeg how we go do the assignment?
Glory: you go help me summit am, i go give faith my roomate make she give you.
Me: na which time she go come?
Glory: i nor know but i believe say she go first me come.
Me: nnah ehh, you dey fucck up oh.
Glory: hiah you don see up wey dey fucck before?
Me: abeg do dey come joor,
Glory: i dey vex for you oh.
Me: wetin happen, what i do?
Glory: so you wan tell me say you nor know.
Me: know wetin na?
Glory: chai Jesus, i don suffer.
Me: tell me na, abi na because of your birthday tomorrow?
Glory: no worry, leave bye bye we go see for school.
Me: tell faith make she…………
“kpam kpam kpam”
she cut the call on me, how can she do that? a whole me gburu gburu
one of Edo (i nor know wetin e mean, make una ask negus).
I was surprise she just cut the call like that without even telling me
what i did, well make we reach school first, but the thing dey vex me
oh, wey e be say i borrow credit call her she come they cut the call,
hmmmm i nor blame her, na her pusssi i blame wey sweet like that.
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