if you guys dont know, my lover just told
me i have 14 days more to live, while my
exlover also told me i also have 14 days
to live, my lover told me to sacrifice my
soul so that we will forever and i agree,
while my ex lover told me to come to
crusade so that her general overseer of
lord’s chosen charismatic revival hour
will heal me and bind that spirit
disturbing my life, well if i dont go
withing 14 days, my soul will be lost to
the devil, while if i go my soul will live on,
and my love told me that if i sacrifice my
soul, me and she will live together till
eternity, waoh what a twist of fate, how
did i even find myself in this kind of
situation, i have fucck with devil before
that was when i finish my secondary
school and i needed to make money fast
fast and by so doing i join the yahoo
yahoo crew, thinking that is all about me
and my laptop didnt know it also require
sacrifice, (my next story). Chai i don
really suffer for this live, well every man
with his or her own destiny, its either we
control our destiny by ourself or let
another person control it, as for me,
who is controlling my own destiny now,
is it me or adanna? Well i will leave it
for the readers to answer.
Sunday pass and monday came, 13 days
remaining for my death, 12 days
remaining for the crusade, i woke up
early, cook indomie and eat, i took my
bath, wear my clothes and my chain, i set
out to school.
We have 9 colour codes of resistor, we
also have the multiplier and the
tolerance, i thought you those things last
week, so today is revision, who can
name the colour codes of resistor?
Come see as everybody dey raise their
hand up, me i be know am oh but my
mind no they class.
me wey i sit down for back to reason
my live, you dey disturb me.
Lecturer: is ozila not in this class.
He is sir, i said standing up, tell us the
colour code of resistor, come see as 156
student eye begin they look me, omo i
don forget oh, i nor remember am
I look front and i saw blessing
whispering to me “roygbiv” she will point
at herself twice and whisper roygbiv,
then i remember “BBROYGBVGW”
lecturer: ozila we are waiting for you.
Me: okay sir, Black, Brown, Red, Orange,
Yellow, Green, Blue, Violet, Grey and
He look at me very well then say.
“where do you get that necklace from”
me: from my friend.
Lecturer: bring it here.
Which kind wahala come be this na eeh,
you ask me question i answer am finish
wetin come concern you and my chain
Lecturer: i said bring the chain here. ( he
Me: ok sir am comeing.
Me Osuagwu nor be person wey you go
want play with, so i quickly remove the
chain from my neck and walk forward to
hand it to him.
lecturer: go and drop it on my table in
I walk straight to his office and drop the
chain at the table, after class i went to
see the lecturer, come see as people
lineup for im office wey wan see am, last
week he did not collect some report
book because they fail to summit on
time, so everybody just lineup holding
their report book on their hands as if
them wan receive money from bank, if i
wan wait na like 2 hours oh, so i left and
sat at one restaurant inside school,
“madam abeg give me one bottle of
farouz” i said as i sat down and relax
my head against the wall, then mercy
walk in, she came to were i sitting and
Mercy: good afternoon
me: afternoon, how is ur day going?
Mercy: fine and urs?
Me: alright, i hope u are getting better
Mercy: yes thanks to God.
She remain mute for two minutes then
Mercy: i hope you will be coming to the
Me: i dont know yet let time reach first.
Mercy: what time are you talking about? I
told you, you have few more days to live
instead of you to follow me so that we
will go see our pastor, you are telling
me let the time reach, what did she even
give u to eat?
Me: mercy please not now.
Mercy: what happen to you, huh? You
know you are not yourself why not let
us find solution.
Na which kind wahala this girl come
carry come now eeh, i stood up carry
my bag and hed to the door, she stood
on my way, everybody for restaurant
come begin dey look us.
Girls: girl no allow am pass oh
Boys: guy, girl dey beg you and you
form fine boy, you dey dull us here oh.
I tried to move her out of the way and
she hold my head and kiss me, the kiss
enter my head go inside my medulla
onblogatha, within some seconds, electric
spark killing all the glove and burning the
television on the wall, i quickly free
myself from her grip and ran out.
As i walk out of the restaurant i heard, ”
Guy 1: oh boy my phone don blind oh,
Guy 2: even me too oh, maybe that
transformer don burn again.
Guy 1: chai i wish i know i for nor plug
my phone for here oh.
I just smile and leave his office, what do
you expect me to do, he is my lecturer
and am his student, i left his office and
started going home, i didnt report
STC222 that biochemistry they tire me
sometimes because of the calculation, the
calculation they tire me to do because to
calculate biochemistry you need 100
percent concentration and were do i get
that concentration from when my house
is always booming with music, na the
generator they worse pass, e get one
ashewo bear parlour wey them dey call
pionneer for back of my house, na 24hrs
them they on their generator, and na
that diesel generator wey dey shake
ground like trailer.
Since i didnt report it and it will be
summited tommorow i decided to visit
my friend onah, but i call her owners,
she slim pass dija by far, na im make i
dey call her owners because no be she
get her body na gravity, and na air dey
carry her waka, i walk out of my school
gate and followed the road that lead to
owners house, i waka reach her
compound for me to cross over to her
house na, i see say say them don fence
am, chai that mean i have to turn back
and walk for another 10minutes, with
stubborness i open the gate because me
i don tire to go back because i fit faint
for road, i enter inside the gate and i
need to walk like 20 steps to get to the
other gate so that i cross over to her
house, as i take 10 steps na im i here,
wooh woooh woo, omo come see bark
like lion, na so one lion dog begin dey
run come meet me, that time wey i dey
small them tell me say if dog dey pursue
you make you pick sand for ground pure
for im body, so i quickly pack sand and
throw it to the mighty dog, omo the dog
no stop oh, i guess e even vex put self
because im come start to they run fast,
the kind race i take em, i nor believe,
piaamm i jump over the fence and landed
in gutter full of kpotokpoto, come see as
kpotokpoto full my body, na so i carry
go owners house oh, as i dey go na so
her neighbour dey look me like madman,
i reach her doormoth and knock, she
open door at first knock and ask
“chai ozilla na poo them pour for your
me: abeg comot for road for me joor,
na why you nor tell me say them don
fence your road wey lead to your
Owners: e don tey wey you reach my
house na, so i think say you don forget
Me: na why i go forget my first wife?
Owners: hmm so u still gree say i be
your wife, abeg go rinse yourself first.
Owners na correct christian, i be dey
friend her but i refuse to fucck her
because meat no dey her body, imagine
if i put my dicck inside that means e go
burst come out for her yash na, i took
water and went to her bathroom and
clean myself, i came back and check the
pot, i saw indomie and i serve myself,
because my belle don dey sing song
Owners: na wetin carry you come my
Me: i come visit you na, or i nor fit visit
my wife again?
Me: you? Come visit me, abeg shot up
and tell me wetin you find come, you wey
don forget me since na today you go
come remember me abi?
Me: i dey miss you na im make i come.
Owners: na you sabi.
I finish eating my indomie, and i scroll
through her book, she relax in her bed
while i sat on her chair, i for join her for
bed but i nor want make something
happen oh, i continue checking her book
and i saw what i was looking for, i check
it and i saw that she has report practical
me: so you don finish practical eight?
Owners: yes na.
Me: na where you get this formular take
calculate am like this?
Owners: i use test book.
Me: na which test book, because i find
am for new school chemistry i nor see
Owners: no oh e no dey new school
chemistry na essential chemistry i see
Me: okayyyy thats why, i hope you no go
vex if i carry am go house go copy.
Owners: i know say na something bring
you come here, anyway carry am go
house and nor forget to come to school
early tommorow oh to summit them oh,
because i hear say latest submission na
Me: no wahala na, make i dey go.
As i stand up say make i dey go her
phone ring, all i heard is what, how,
when, person wey dey school just now,
haa na God go help us oh, i hope is not
too serous, haaaa that one mean say
we nor go see am for school till next
month be that oh,.
She cut the call and face me.
Owners: ozila them say mr Osuagwu don
get accident and im break im leg.
Hahaha i wasnt surprise so i just smiled.
Owners: na why you dey laugh na or you
think say i dey lie?
Me: no oh, i wish am quick recovery, i
said as i walk out of her room smilling.
I got home and i saw adanna sleeping on
my bed, with the necklace on my table.
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